Oh Aldi. I will miss you in northern Maine 😭

Is 12 billion not more than the company is worth? How is this possible, and why would anyone buy these?

It wouldn’t surprise me if Chester cheetah felt it was getting too difficult to keep supporting this alcoholic fuckup, and left him to blow in the wind.

I’m ok with famous people reiterating it as often as they like, honestly

It’s almost as if untrustworthy people can’t be trusted!

They prefer alternative evidence of things

As an American, I am on board with this

They’re only following orders!

Greed will save us all!

-Trump, apparently

If orchestrating child prisoner gladiator fights is wrong, then I don’t want to be right!

/s

Ted Cruz and Elon Musk are immigrants, are they not?

Your comment is bad, and you should feel bad.

U.S.S. Hennessy

That’s Motor Coach to you, pleb!

I was referring to your assumption that she qualifies as human.

“It is difficult to see how Maryland’s categorical prohibition on AR-15s passes muster under this framework,” he wrote.

Oh, Clarence. There are SO many things that are difficult for you to see.