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Trump: fuck those kids.

Secret Police gonna secret.

Damned if they slam, damned if they don’t. Or maybe you just hate verbs?

MAGA: “There’s going to be a race war. Even if we have to start it ourselves!”

• Groucho Marx, 1959

*fascists

I would love a monitor on my fridge (it’d be better than most of the dusty old shit on mine right now. ) But I would want to have complete control of the hardware attached to that screen

I hope a DIY mod community springs up to help people take back the machines they own.

Sic semper douchbag.

“What did experts ever do for us?!!”

Who knows. But Watergate started with tape on a doorlock.

The Federal government can always afford ammo.

They had ammo at Kent State.

“An armed society is a polite society.” Because people have to be stupid, crazy, or on drugs to start shit when everyone might be packing heat.

Thank god no one in this country is stupid, crazy, or on drugs.

The president of the fucking United States taking democracy lessons from Russia…

He belongs in prison.

People complaining about “slams” is becoming more annoying than “slams”.

*even darker

Ordinary I would agree wit you. But, with Trump, I’m just wondering if there will be a swimsuit competition or not…