This guy sheds a tear but to know.

If you build the dome in silicone valley, John Galt will appear beneath it and bless the Mars sperm ark.

I’m going to update my patent application.

The Tom Clancy Carbon-free* Corpse Circulation Turbine shall now be known as the Clancy McCarthy Memorial Wormhole.

* sequestered

I forgot to add. This will also be a target like every other piece of infrastructure and land for the insurrection of invisible rugged people who will sweep across the border because this is an example of the USA choosing a world of invasion and it’s idiotic to think they won’t do Greenland and Canada with the same shitty excuses as the Russia they promote and serve. Have a shitty fucking day America. Is tomorrow the monthly small weekend protest because daddy won’t let you have unions?

Trump got paid up front with a guaranteed annuity and Elon got completely vulnerable popularity and volatile old-money. While Trump piggybacks on the bro marketing to do crypto for the fam.

Gonna give him Art of the Deal on this one I guess.

What a timeline. I like the Star Trek reboot movie, but holy shit.

It shouldn’t surprise anyone, you are now a fascist country supported by the people.

Oof owie my hemochromatosis.

Canada too.

Y’all down there in Red White and Stupid land can complain all you want about “yanks” meaning all the US considering you’ve co-opted “American” to mean the same thing.

…so please shut up about it and be happy subsidizing the tanks by paying the tariffs on shirts and sneakers. You pay, we play. Be happy about this.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Too big to fail? No. Too American to be responsible.

The Christian right’s plot to purge anti-genocide activism from the United States

I’ll be here all week if any other outlets want their shit tweaked.

Sold your country to a guy Tesla wants to pay 58b a year to so he can tank it for $100 and he doesn’t pay.

Cool.

Americans so jelly right now.

And America.

It’s an AMERICAN.

Fucking boo.

Whoosh

Not even close.

Fuck all Americans. You did this, you aren’t stopping this.

Epic level of world harm from a country that expects exception for its internal politics while the world watches its kids die and borders flood with guns while you threaten economically and militarily under the guise of national security and a fucking suitcase worth of fentanyl.

But it’s GREED AND HATE. That’s Americas export, and you aren’t making us buy it you’re trying to fucking force it on other countries. Asking the UK to abandon LGBTQ+ rights over trade? A sovereign fucking free country? FUCK YOU ALL.

We’ll make you forget Vietnam.

Promise.

Because he’s coming for Canada and it’s his plan to own it.

This is why we hate. Never again. The USA is dead to us as a partner.

I don’t need to know anything about it so long as the FTC is non-credible.