Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

A little wishy, a little washy.

As for me, I managed to get banned from a channel on here. They posted an image of vegan shoes so I followed the joke up with some reality…YouTube allowed videos of how cattle are stunned and then skinned. I didn’t add any text so they assumed I was glorifying that shit.

Such is life I guess. Maybe I should impose a tariff on my neighbors to feel better about my self.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

Monsanto must be testing new lead tooth paste.

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

Totally

Battery voltage increases in series.

LOL I almost ate the onion! Lol! unfit for sex trafficking!

Oh wait no. Okay, well could they give him meds that temporarily bring him back for judgment?

Did she say thank you?

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?

I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.

Enter the fleshlight. No, please! C’mon in! The gears are churning and the gel is moist!

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Honesty though I would too! If it was called A1! But its not! So I don’t because I’m not a fucking retarded asshole Mormon, that’s right, autocorrect, I wanted to say Mormon, not Morton or Norton or morrone.

We just need a big ol name tag thing… “The golf of Trump” or Trump city USA man!

Like UV light and moths. Just shine the light within an electrified fence and watch them pop.

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Jail Trump! Jail Trump!

…and he pardoned himself.

Hold on, is he raping two old ladies on main street while also shooting a dog, stealing 10 cars, developing an illegal DNA chemical and polluting the environment?

…and he pardoned himself.