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I hate Exchange so much.

Also the fact CTRL-C randomly doesn’t copy.

Yes

You weren’t scared to commit

New image react just dropped

It’s like rain on OPs wedding day

Every cloud has a silver lining. Except in this case the cloud is also silver.

But that doesn’t help your case so I’m sure you’ll just downvote me.

Didn’t bother reading any further

Spotify was never anywhere near perfect.

Radio? More like exact same 50 track curated playlist on repeat.

Want to listen to music? Here’s Joe Rogan. Again. Don’t skip him, or we’ll automatically subscribe you to his channel.

Enjoying something a little outside your normal 20 tracks we constantly play you? Well let’s fix that… Back to the same tiny pool of content loser.

Couldn’t help but notice you had some money left over this month. That’s good, because the price just went up again.

We’ve got a world “leader” who pioneered the end of consequences and showed that easily proven facts weren’t worth the bits they were sent over the internet with, so that ship has already sailed.

Enjoy the freedom that comes with never having to answer for your crimes. Kick a puppy. Call someone a slur. Steal a game ball from a kid at the world series.

I think this is a good thing. Now there’s plausible deniability for anything you might have said in the past that surfaces - that’s just a deepfake! Don’t cancel me, it’s not real.

We used to play DOOM multiplayer by connecting two dialup modems and pretending it was a serial link. Worked perfectly.

Is there a more ignored file on the internet than robots.txt?

I’ve always maintained that the dude who spent like 10,000 Bitcoin to buy a pizza was the first and last legitimate use of crypto.

Crypto

Fraud

Name a more iconic duo

My wife and I have had our location shared with each other for years, but it’s not a “Are they cheating?” thing. I have been married for 14 years and never wonder if my wife is cheating on me. It’s just incredibly useful for seeing how far away one of us is from home to do things like plan dinner prep times, know where to look for a lost phone, etc. If you can’t trust your SO, there is something wrong that you need to address and micro-managing where they are is toxic.

My wife and I are the same. Shared location means rather than a message saying “are you on your way home?” you can just check where they’re at. If I’m out on a late night callout she can see where I am instead of worrying or constantly pinging for updates. Meeting somewhere? Live updates keeps everyone in sync, and let’s you know if you’ve got time to do something on the way or if they’re already waiting or whatever.

People must be in some super unhappy relationships if they see location sharing as nefarious.

I was reading old mates comment thinking… This dude is just describing reading a book.

The scientists claim this identifier, a pattern derived from Wi-Fi Channel State Information, can re-identify a person in other locations most of the time when a Wi-Fi signal can be measured. Observers could therefore track a person as they pass through signals sent by different Wi-Fi networks – even if they’re not carrying a phone.

Are there any scientists out there working in stuff that’s useful and beneficial to society? Or are they all just focusing on sneaky shit that makes it easier for The Man to make our life worse?

I’m still sad the original (good) NBN got replaced by the janky NBN that’s taken years to fix.

Malcolm Turnbull is the one I blame most for that. It was his party’s policy, but it was his charisma and perceived technology knowledge that sold it.

And he did it for the chance of being PM, not because it was the correct course of action for the betterment of the people he was supposed to be representing.

Imagine selling out an entire country’s future for a promotion. What a cockhead.

https://www.xkcd.com/2087/

Disappointed it wasn’t tbh