Billionaires hate him, genocide enablers hate him, fascists hate him, Nazis hate him, government criminals hate him, citizen concerned for fellow citizens love him.

This Texan Jew is about to send some donations to a Yankee antisemite.
*references to antisemitism are sarcasm based on comments from people who apparently loooove fascism*

More like the “Fart Toot Caca,” amirite???
* Hold for nonexistent applause *

My badge is from Canada; it attends college there.

They probably asked chat-gpt if they should add AI to Barbie and were told, “That’s a great idea! You’re right that such an important high-selling product would be improved by letting children talk directly to it.”

Also, can’t wait to jailbreak my Barbie and install llama2-uncensored on it so that it can call Ken a deadbeat shithead.

Fuck…

Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code

Trying to force the singularity, I see

It’s wildly offensive and arguably shouldn’t have been made. But occasionally, there’s something funny in it.

Marshall is the person you call for at Laser Quest when some griefer won’t stop covering their sensors and tailing you.

Stomp my snake balls

It’s the land of the free.

Let’s fight! Please don’t hit me too hard, I have American health insurance. Have some sympathy for your enemy?

Boy is my face gonna be red when they “deport” my ass because I’m Jewish. So many people in my community still think the leopards are gonna get full before eating their faces.

Would she notice a pea under some pee all over her mattress?

I’m seriously going to hold you to that. If you recommend tomatoes, I’ll start with that, thank you!

I so badly want to get into gardening and grafting fruit onto trees around town, but I have a brown thumb. When I ignore my yard, I grow the most gorgeous fields of flowers, trees, and other plants mildly toxic to my dogs. But anytime I actually try… I’ve killed succulents…

I know that anarchism revolves around dismembering institutions, but that’s a perfectly good chair!

Anarchist: steals the throne and adds it as just another seat around the table where everyone’s voices matter

Who’s worried about them being in warzones. Loyalists get to shoot unarmed domestic civilians.

Third time’s the charm? Maybe that’s when he’ll have a stroke mid-trial and become locked in his own body?