Good

No fucking thanks. Gigabit+ fiber > Nazi-ass satellite internet that doesn’t have even remotely near the needed bandwidth for actual dense population centers.

From the article after defeating the paywall: “Delinquencies on such debts from those making at least $150,000 annually”. That’s not really serious yacht money. In some states that isn’t even upper-middle-class. It is enough to be delusional about perceived wealth though, right up until your job lays you off and you have to shell out to move for another job.