Tanis Nikana

*relaxes in Linux*

He’s no gunman, alleged or not! He’s just got two guns for arms and a smile that can’t be beat!

Oh, how lovely, the Feds want v-coding to become policy.

But also yeah, I can’t have self-pleasure. Doesn’t work. Grosses me out besides. People act like sexual pleasure is the most important thing ever. I’m doing just fine without it. I’m not a problem to be fixed.

You already know what the answer is.

And besides, I’m intersex. Loads of people take for granted that their genitals formed well-enough.

I’m not invested in sex or discussions about it. It actually skeeves me out.

Forty years old, still a virgin. Sex-repulsed. Doesn’t cause a problem in my life. Immune to most advertising. Watching people make the same stupid mistakes about birth control time and time again, and never understanding why. My line ends with me and that’s fine.

Edit: why did people downvote my answer, and not the question asked of me? Does that mean I shouldn’t have answered, or that I should have answered in a sex-positive way, or do they straight-up think ace people aren’t real?

I have never been horny before in my life, on account of being asexual, but the thought of this ballroom collapsing under shitty building practices while housing the top thousand richest bastards in society, is certainly making me feel something hormonal.

Yes! Disregard the code! Don’t even think about the building code!

And don’t worry, the ballroom certainly won’t fall down with you inside it, piggy!

Like, four?

They’re not well known for buying books.

It’s Border Control, I assume they’d pick the cruelest possible option.

You already know the answer. They’d pick the cruelest possible option.

I’m tired, boss.

There’s so many moving parts and so much corruption within the system. I don’t have high hopes for this, but I hope our rapist-in-chief gets what’s coming to him.

I’ve seen Les Miserables, I know how this goes.

The important thing is that humans grow and improve; expecting a perfect knowledge of theory and practical applications from the outset, shouldn’t be a thing.

That’s about when it died for me too. The first few years of being in America, I was overcome with culture shock and 🦅🦅🦅 that I never understood what was going on, but when I was 16 and 9/11 happened, that fell away pretty quick.

Because I was eleven once.

I remember there was once a time when I experienced civic pride.

Now there’s civic shame and civic anger.

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Requiesce in urina.