Spykee

Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.

Condition 1 - it has to be a girl Condition 2 - she should be alive

…and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.

What a shite webpage. No matter how many times I close the tiny stupid video window, it will spring up like bloody herpes with every touch. Yahoo, you’re as bad as herpes. Eat shit.