

How old is he?


How old is he?
I know someone that works there. After a few glasses of wine they get real honest about how it’s an insane asylum in there.


My first thought was Wells Fargo but they’d burn down a rainforest for an extra tenth of a percent.


I knew a very large company that was offered a hundred million dollars if they would build their factory in Louisiana. They didn’t do it because the workforce could not support the factory. Not enough engineers and higher education workers, but plenty of line workers.
Mets is going to take the money and run. They’ll meet minimum requirements then hollow it out.
Hey siri what month is it
Jesus Christ fellas


An acquaintance helped close a deal for a stadium naming rights. It had been a multi year process, the negotiations were crazy, the company deliberated forever trying to decide if this was the best way to increase brand recognition and man that shits expensive.
So like a shit head that thinks he’s funny I started calling the stadium by its sponsor like 3 sponsors ago when I was around them. You could see the anxiety spike when I did it.
Your comment made me think of that. It’s hilarious. They would have had a fucking breakdown if they had heard someone say that out loud.


It looks great but man I hate subscriptions and $80 for a lifetime license is absurd.
Replaced the last Windows computer in the house with CachyOS this morning. Fuck off Microsoft.