That’s probably the least surprising thing in here

That’s a good question. Something like a “jailhouse stinger” seems the only option? Boiled steak might be better than none I guess.

Idk, maybe prison technology had caught up

I am horribly mistaken! :)

Ooh, do me next!

Mr. Toad is lovely, though

Yeah yeah, we’ll figure that out, but first let’s talk about that first round of VC funds, right?

I did not have GMO mosquitos bred for a more effective proboscis escaping into the wild on my bingo card

Say what? Is this not exploiting an animal, or worse, creating a potential market incentive to further exploit animal bodies and life? I’m not even vegan. I know individuals have exceptions, and the philosophy is a spectrum rather than a monolith and all that, but are mosquitoes not animal life?

Not scalable? You haven’t seen my back yard in the summer time, I’m gonna be rich!!

Upvoted for “fish o filet” heart

“and if you’re a good little boy I might let you have a little sucky suck”

The word “malware” being in the URL, if I had to guess

Touché

Is AI the new DNS?

Easier and cheaper to outsource your site’s security to someone else. God forbid you have to learn the cyber. Simple as.

If you talk to some Americans they’ll even tell you many Americans aren’t Americans!

All Catholics are Christian, but all Christians are definitely not Catholic

I like it initially, but after a couple weeks I want to die. Walking out of the office into cold darkness at 4-4:30pm is soul crushing.

I say we compromise and just shift to the half hour in between then. What a stupid disagreement

I’m 32 and still low-key in my yeet era