I just had my morning coffee and I need to head to the bathroom to create some content

Thanks Obama!

I guess they took “DUI training” literally

Looks like the AI has trained on enough “this looks like your homework assignment, good luck!” comments

The White House presents: Easter brought to you by Nabisco!

This is what happens when you train your magical AI on a decade+ of internet shitposting

The same technology the billionaire class wants I use to eliminate payroll entirely

The Pacific States of America has a nice ring to it

Canada is running down the funding sources behind the freedom convoy. A bunch of involved domestic groups have been officially labelled domestic terrorists meaning everyone involved in funding them is on the hook. A whole bunch of that money was laundered through far right wing supporters in the US.

CA here, I’d like to be able to afford healthcare thanks. Our GDP would help Canada tremendously, it’s a fair trade.

Canada got serious about pursuing the money behind the freedom convoy and designated a bunch of those groups as domestic terrorists. By law Canada can go after everyone who funded them which, unsurprisingly, is largely Russia via right wing organizations in the US.

I mean he could nuke the border, that’s the other way to deal with hurricanes right?

Not as badly as you’d expect, modern compression is pretty quick using the lz*'s and you’re only expending cycles when you’re hitting swap

We joke but zram swap works wonders on low resource systems sometimes

Someone needs to turn that site into nothing but goatse stat

And the lack of parents at home during the day to parent, and the fact that those parents are exhausted at night when they both finish working.

We’ve really created a perfect storm of horrible conditions to raise healthy and well adjusted children

It’s pretty good at proving digital chain of custody. You could, for example, handle public records on a block chain.

I’ve been hoping for a game platform that tokenizes game licenses so that we can sell or gift them to others when we’re done with them - basically steam but you own your copy of the game and can sell it on. This is incredibly unlikely to happen though, a secondary market for digital licenses would eviscerate profits.