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Yeah, this was so bizarre to watch. It’s the first time I’ve ever seen Trump acting like a proud father, I mean with good reason, seeing as how Don Jr and Eric are the textbook definition of the term “fail son”

Stephen Miller has to know his day is up, Day of the Rope for you traitor bitches

Whattup Canada. Republicans here can’t help themselves when it comes to doublespeak. They usually write up bills with titles like “Protecting Children’s Lunch Choice In School” (hyperbolic, but not by much) and it ends up being something wretched like declaring cafeteria staff to be illegal and kid’s lunches can only be purchased with Trump Coin or some bullshit. We’re in Hell

Aww man. He never got to go to Rio with Arnold Schwarzenegger after all. Well, atleast he gets to hang out with Ted Bundy again

Goddamn… this is actually a really well framed and boiled down to the guts of it kinda statement. Every now and then, but all too rarely, bad things happen to bad people. Thanks Chief. Tell Keiko I said hi

And nothing of value was lost. RIP in piss, scumbag.

Implying these shitheads aren’t already on a sex offender registry

This. And that’s a good thing

Between molesting them, destroying Child Labor laws, trying to legalize child brides, and now this shit… when it comes to traumatizing children, Republicans are the GOAT

If it can infuriate him into a massive coronary, job well done then

Thank you for this. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard on my lunch break ever

Chris Hannah from Propagandhi is my dream President, but he’s Canadian and being a resident of the United Failed State of America, no way are they letting my ass have citizenship (no shade)

If it’s any consolation my Florida breh, Mike McDaniel is my favorite coach in the whole league, and it ain’t even close

barf no, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, BABY!

I’m with OhStopYellingAtMe and I’m an NFC South boy. I don’t think the Eagles are as reviled as the Chiefs or Cowboys, but that stock has been climbing for decades

I hate myself a little for typing this, but, Fly Eagles, Fly!

YES. This whole performative “Me stepping down and letting some right wing stooge replace me will really inspire people” bullshit has to come to an end. They’re just conceding defeat, fucking forfeiting, when that’s the last goddamned thing we need from our civil servants! … you’re not fucking helping!

These people need to understand this quickly, like yesterday: This whole “protesting by stepping down” thing, doesn’t help a damn thing. These mass resignations only embolden the shitheads to continue breaking the law with no fear of reprisal

Ericka, this is what we call a fuck around and find out situation. Dolly Parton is an international treasure; her consistency of standing on principles regarding inclusivity and her open-minded mentality has always been there. “9 To 5” has to be the most popular pro-union song ever made! Cry mad about it more