

Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house ‘this year’ (and you’re still liable for it)
Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house ‘this year’ (and you’re still liable for it)
man i was staring so hard at the community name and the source and hoping they would both change to “The Onion”
This is just incredibly sad
Thats pretty cool. Using steam pistons to help compress the fuel enough for fusion, from which that heat gets used to make different steam to then make electricity.
“You all keep saying we’ve enshittified printers so you all lose your printing rights until you think about what you’ve done”
aw, i did like Jo-ann’s. So much nice fabric.
“Check Engine light on again? Check out the new 2027 Jeep Wagoneer! You’ll definitely get more miles out of the new one compared to the 2025 model thats now broken”
The ad they show is an ad for their own extended warranty package and it says that “Odometer must be less than 36000 miles to purchase” Anyone wanna take bets for whether or not that will actually shut up once you go over 36k miles? (I’m betting no)
We’re really deep into nightmare territory with the kind of stuff companies feel its ok to do to customers…
better hope that there’s an American company that makes the makeup, red noses, and rainbow wigs, or else this is gonna get real expensive with the tariffs