Child: Mom, can we have Miniluv from the dystopian novel Nineteen-Eighty Four?
Mom: We have Miniluv from the dystopian novel Nineteen-Eighty Four at home.
Miniluv from the dystopian novel Nineteen-Eighty Four at home:

Quacklifications by a quack administration

Quick reaction forces, you say? Like, lightning quick, with double ⚡⚡s? /S

FAANG is today as VW Adidas and Hugo Boss was in the third Reich.

👤Efisyensi📈

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Here lies 1A

Lawyers took the techbros’ blue pill

Comrade Krasnov doing a fastastic job for his droogs

This is not an evidence-based administration, period

Inb4 the Don decided to “clean House”

Where do I get my [pay]wall-climbing ladders now?