

I had to google “Ozempic face” because I’ve apparently been living under a rock.
In case anyone else was under a rock…
From Cleveland Clinic:

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Ask me anything.
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I had to google “Ozempic face” because I’ve apparently been living under a rock.
In case anyone else was under a rock…
From Cleveland Clinic:



It’s strange how we’ve moved from mall shopping to online shopping to now AI shopping for us
Well, “we” only did the first move because it was more convenient. The latter is being forced on us.


I generally dislike editorialized headlines (when used as post titles) but this is the exception. Well done.


That’s actually closer to real poor than I thought, but I know people who live comfortably on way less. Guess he’s just gonna have to give up the avocado toast until he pulls himself up by his bootstraps.


I’m largely guessing here, but I’d venture he’s just “rich person broke” which is still wealthier than most people will ever be. Again, just a guess.


This piece of shit will appeal all the way to our corrupt SCOTUS and get this nullified. I hate this timeline.
Probably, but that is yet to happen. Until then, join me in just reveling in the headline for a while.


Hard to say. I’m not sure of the delivery radius that’s allowed here and whether rural food deserts would even be eligible or not. I was just mentioning that ordering (non-perishable) groceries online and having them shipped does have a legit and unfortunate use case.
Back when I lived 45 miles minutes from the closest grocery store, I’d order my non-perishables online and they’d usually come via UPS or FedEx.


This isn’t really the demographic they’re catering to but Food Deserts are a sad reality for many in the US. Being able to order staple food and have them delivered (even if it’s not same day) is often less painful than driving 30-50 miles to the closest grocery store.


It’s the fire department doing the monitoring for those in a state where drought and wildfires are huge concerns.


Nope, and that was one of the selling points when I bought the place years ago lol.
Plus, the HOA zone would have to be massive since sound travels far and wide when those things fire off.


Unincorporated suburb, so no ordinance other than just being shitty, inconsiderate neighbors.
Best (only?) case would be a county ordinance.


I miss the days when the obnoxious fireworks were illegal in my state :sigh:
This year, Sacramento upped the fine to $1,000 for the first firework, $2,500 for the second and $5,000 per firework after that. If you lit a firework on city property, such as a park or a school, the fine goes up to $10,000 each. There’s no limit to how many fines you can be issued.
“If we see multiple fireworks being used at a single property, we can stack the violations based upon how many fireworks they’re using,” SFD Fire Marshal Jason Lee told KCRA. “So, it could be thousands of dollars per location.”
Hell yeah. Keep me awake till 3 am with your constant “boom boom boom”, that’s gonna cost ya. The only thing that would make this story better is if after a certain threshold, they bring in armed Predator drones.
If I’m coming off a bit cranky, it’s because I’ve barely slept in 4 days.


Probably different batches. Recall info said it was due to an issue with a single supplier. Not even all of the listed models are affected, just certain serial numbers for each model.


I mean…I tend to take potential lithium fires seriously, especially when they’re in my everyday carry. Companies don’t issue recalls and mass-replace units on a whim.


HAHAHA. 🤦♂️ I’ve called them “Ankler” for freaking years and am just today learning it’s “Anker”.
It’s “Downtown Abbey” all over again lol.


No, they’re on the form. Was just providing experience of what the process is like in case people expect it to be super painful.


Yep. I’ll note that in the post. Thanks.


Process was pretty easy. Basically you have to:
Yep. Even some hard R’s I know are starting to question it. And one of my buddies (also a firm R) who was in the guard is shaking his head and saying they never should have been there. When he was deployed stateside, it was to help people after floods, storms, or other times of need.
I’m not gonna delude myself into thinking this is gonna shift this backwards-ass state I call home, but at least, maybe, some people will open their eyes.
He really is the worst Patrick.