Make sure you steal enough money to be able to afford the pardon.

Immediately runs to the Supreme Court with everything, crying like a baby.

Loses half the time.

Still a better success rate than anything else he’s done in his life.

I guess it makes sense.

Tell me you don’t understand nuance.

All part of the plan to get mass resignations of officers who might have a shred of decency (and be willing to disobey illegal orders).

The courts need to dictate real fucking consequences for real people and organizations.

Just call them what they are–private schools that are too shit to charge full price for their “services.”

Truly a shame no one knows or can find the definition of “emoluments.”

Someone needs to bring these people to cecot, and do a little swaparoo with the current residents.

Fascist, racist ICE agents illegally abducting people and sending them to concentration camps? Hell no I wouldn’t allow her to date one of them.

They’re literally making up mileage numbers to commit warranty fraud and trying to scam ev incentives from the Canadian government. There is zero chance Tesla’s sales and revenue numbers are accurate.

But it doesn’t include tethering/hotspot. WTF? That’s a feature of my phone, not of a fucking plan.

Try $300k these days. Double it if you’re in California.

Private speech to JP Morgan Chase giving details of policy timing? Sounds legit.

If the Marshals refuse to do their job, judges can deputize anyone for that purpose.

https://www.federalrulesofcivilprocedure.org/frcp/title-ii/rule-4-1-serving-other-process/

They have an enforcement mechanism, but it has never been used against the executive and could lead to a lot of death.

Unless it’s Venezuela.

Being a billionaire is both a symptom and cause of sociopathy.

He still would have been elected in that case, and all the project 2025 executive orders would be identical.

Maybe it’s a California thing. The police take pride in not doing their job.