Because I’ve seen this movie before, and it did not turn out well for the humans.

George Lucas would start suing

Seems familiar…

Government officials conducting official business via Twitter makes their intentions sus, IMO.

I’m not a doomsday prepper, but stuff like this makes me want to sequester some gear…

That’s because you have to pass 3 dollar generals to get to the Walmart.

US justice: If you’re rich, you’re not a criminal.

This is the only situation I would support some backwoods jackass converting something to diesel and “rolling coal” in it.

I know it will never happen, but I would find in genuinely hilarious.

You can get EOL Chromebooks for around $40-50. Who cares that they don’t get security updates when you’re not using ChromeOS!

Right in your price range, and now it’s a portable all-in-one package.

I got an EOL Chromebook for $50, dropped Mint on it & use it to run a 3D printer instead of a raspberry pi.

The guillotine got applied to the economy instead of the… Proper target…

Finding a way to import a BYD to the US == Deported to El Salvador

“Fruit of the poisonous tree” is how I’ve always heard this one; don’t know if that’s the actual legal term or not.

Says it “allows” for grandfathering, so I bet they pick & choose who’s a criminal and who gets a pass.

I had a phone that ran on Nokia’s Symbian OS before I got my first android. I kinda miss it.

It seems like swearing on the Constitution should be mandatory.

If it leads to housing prices dropping, I’m good with ugly.

My guess is they never read any of it, but heard the Democrats were voting “yes” so they voted “no” purely for opposition.

I would not be surprised that the images are ai generated, since there’s no information on the individuals to look them up and fact check.

All my zippers play Careless Whisper