a firewall with a very strict egress policy would probably be all you need

and, why not? Oswald famously managed to fire three deadly accurate (magical, even) bullets from his Carcano 38 within mere 7 seconds.

the brain needs more blue to be believable

Kick CEO was a top 5 donor to the channel in question. Not only did they know, they actively encouraged it.

there exist Windows debloater tools to excise most of that garbage we all hate

damn, Kissinger was a bastard but he was a cunning bastard and that’s what made him so insidious