You could pay me and i still wouldn’t want to use any of this.

I can write my own texts, I can read long ones without having to get a summary. I can draw, I can take pictures, I can do online research. All by myself without a spicy autocomplete to prechew it for me.

yeah, that’s the (automated) translation of the text shown in the picture:

Unlocking the login keychain

Authentication required Your login keychain was not unlocked when you signed in to the computer.

Password:

amazing compression factor, say a novel-worth of information in a couple of words

haha very cryptic, i love that ^^

and when i do, they’re not in English

Imagine for a moment if your underage ears would hear fuck shit crap ass schlong, ruined forever!

trust me bro, we’re almost there, we just need another data center and a few billions, it’s coming i promise, we are testing incredible things internally, can’t wait to show you!

transitioning isn’t legally recognized anymore, per executive order, you may only use the operating system assigned at birth /s