So, a BSOD? Or a Zip Drive ‘click of death’?

If you dilute your own feces x 1000 parts distilled spring water and consume it, you’re immune.

Rear fog lights on all vehicles (some vehicles have them now).

Yes.

…without a license…

If it’s brown, flush it down.

Perfectly legal in maga 'merica.

Due process what…?

Multiple orgasms for the first time…

B-B-But Bluesky is b-b-better!!!

B-B-But peace in 24 hours!!
– The Rapist

Didn’t Trump flaunt a Department of External Revenue?

Such a profound lack of understanding what tariffs are and who pays them…

It’s the consumer; the end user.

Removed by mod

ffs…am I dealing with children here?
You’ve accessed your server as a user, and then you su - to root.
You don’t need a phone or a yubi or a dreamcatcher, or a unicorn.
Please stop with your pretension.
You’re so far out of your league that it’s embarrassing to me that I’ve bothered to answer.

??

Seriously - if you’re “advising” on linux best practices, get lots of liability insurance.

…and if you don’t have your phone attached to your hand…?

As root:

  # chattr +i /home/ShortN0te/.bashrc

Anything else?

$ su -

BREAKING NEWS!!

Trump’s DOJ deports City of Boise to El Salvador…

Simple solution is to not use sudo.
Sorta like Slackware’s default.

Don’t quit your day job.