Laurel Raven

Is he though?

Feels like the meaning of “inflation” has been lost somewhere in there…

Any lawyer who would work for him without requiring payment upfront and enough to retire on is a fool who isn’t competent enough to practice law anyway and deserve everything they get

I thought they didn’t block political figures… Guess the muskrat just meant the figures he agrees with…

I would love to have that level of optimism again… Here’s hoping it actually works out that way

It’s the modern day book burning

No one is above the law

Agreed… Maybe you should be telling your boss that…

Agreed

I’d be so tempted to tell him “cyber this, jackass” while flipping him off and walking out if I were there…

Yeah, Ma Bell breaking up into the Baby Bells is the only real example I can think of, and even they came back together later (though, by then, there was enough diversity in the market that they couldn’t reclaim the level of market dominance they once had)

I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if it came out that he has special toilet paper printed with the Constitution’s text so he can literally wipe his ass with it

Vacuum packed and dehydrated to save on shipping costs

Or just buying absurdly low to consolidate power once the market recovers

I’ve been using it off and on for over twenty years and it’s never needed more than running the installer to get it working on Windows in that time…

I can’t even tell if this is real or satire anymore

Unintentionally brilliant