Was it apple? I just heard about them last week but they seem expensive

Imagine a boot SO mighty that if it exists it might crush you, so you need to lick it ahead of time so that someday if it does exist, it might not crush you.

This is some dystopian fan fiction.

Jose has seen me come to work everyday through those doors for more than half a year. I believe this was his idea of a joke. He must have disabled the turnstile right before I was to scan my key card. I went straight to my manager to see “If everything was OK.”

And it’s not all that well-written, either.

Even if this is somewhat cool and interesting, it definitely reads like it was written by AI, and is more than twice as long as it needs to be. If not AI, you need to better edit your posts, Op.

That’s not entirely accurate- the threats were present before this occurred, he just ramped up the threats afterwards.

Boo! Hiss!

Not really. Nerds are nerds, regardless of sexual orientation.

You can blame Peter Thiel for that one

Well, that sounds just awful

Who cares? LLMs are more hype than fact, and even if true, this will change in a couple weeks

I immerse mine in vinegar for 24hrs, once every decade. Really solves the problem

Cripes, what an asshole