One always hangs a little lower than the other.

Puerto Rico should be first in that line, followed by DC.

Everytime he says “I don’t know” you can replace that with “I feel insecure.”

Maybe his Special K was wearing off and he was about to feel.

If only he could watch Fiddler and realize he’s not cheering for the same people as everyone else.

WELLS FARGO??

A pile of fish guts on the TPS reports does not constitute a “lack of response”, and is therefore not a fireable offense. Any wagers?