He’s almost as mad as that time in high school he was told to clean after himself.

Maybe that catalytic converter contained illegal immigrants

Who would buy alcohol branded after someone who doesn’t drink?

Thanksgiving meal 2026

Kudos to the firefighters for a job well done

I think that’s just part of the label of a link to Google’s stock ticker

Yes, it’s been done

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2025-05-14/finland-s-data-centers-are-heating-cities-too

They have a state endorsed solution

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a19632/tennessee-declares-the-massive/

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-escape-from-alcatraz-pbs-b2745233.html

The only positive example of capitalism you could find is over 100 years old.

Hi Greenland, here’s our new lease contract for our base, we want to expand our footprint to cover 836,000 sq mi.

President Camacho still had a secretary of education

He is afraid of being publicly identified, that’s why he stayed behind the “Mr. X” persona with a stock profile picture

It could just be noisy data, it’s comparing 365 days of 2024 with ~40 days of 2025

From their website:

The first few days or weeks of a new year are less accurate compared to the end of a year.

I remember hearing that red steel had a multiplayer mode where your objective was played out of the Wiimote’s speaker to keep it secret from other players

The average US president has been convicted of 0.73 felonies