having their wheels stolen

I am pretty sure in the car parts thievery guild, showing up with something from a Tesla is sure to get yourself excommunicated and even banished.

Because it’s made out of cheese

The west mocks homeopathy but practices it with it’s own food.

Maybe kindess has to be respected. Otherwise if you behave like a monster all your life, you kind of deserve the monstrosity thrown back at you.

You must think marketing is made of infallible geniuses. Just because it exists doesn’t make it good.