A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.
Aka @[email protected]


slings 10-year-old across room ‘like Superman’
Like did the kid fly across the bus like superman or did he pick him up and throw him like superman.


I’m not defending the cartel’s, I’m just pointing out that this form of “help” will be more destructive if Mexico allows Trump to drone attack whatever he wants in the country, because he already thinks most Mexicans are criminals or rapists, so what’s stopping him from just drone bombing the shit out of the country because he believes he’s killing criminals?
He’s happy to see Americans get killed by his actions, you think he’s gonna give a shit about killing Mexicans?


This is like someone breaking into your house, destroying everything but stealing all your unhealthy food to help with your diet.


Well, what are you guys gonna do about it?


Nazi America living up to its new name again.


I relate to this so more since I quit drinking 2 years ago. Thank fuck for my medical weed keeping me somewhat sane.


Sooooo some random will be controlling it… They do know half of them are just gonna be handjob machines, right?


Nazi America is getting insane.


How can you watch everything he’s doing and go " Yeah, this man’s the right thing for this country". Like you’re a misplaced sneeze away from a great depression and you’ll be in this one on your own.


Fuck, better hide my ketamine then.


I have a trillion dollars down in my basement you can have Elon.


Hahahah wtf is this world anymore, beds getting fucked up because an internet service broke, this is the stupidest timeline.


I called this the moment he got arrested. Rapists gotta protect each other.


🎶Don’t tariff beef, Argentina!
- Trump.


He can be the fresh prince of cell block 9.


Finally, we can talk in peace about things without an American taking over.


Albo: I keep getting texts from random numbers, all saying the same thing… It just says, Cunt.


Jokes on them, I don’t have any mates!
Hahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.