I always knew my fascination with redstone would come back to bite me

Same here (assuming account was a genius who graduated high school like 3 years early and then got advanced placement in uni)

At least in 50 more years humanity will finally be free of Zuckerberg

No one is in customer service due to excellence…

God would never allow a pedo to become president!

The vast majority of people forced into rehab may view it as a joke and a punishment, but it still gets them sobered up.

Ask me how I know.

That’s an interesting kid’s handprint shirt

How is msn even on this list? Their articles have been almost entirely clickbait trash since the mid 2000s.

Wait until Windows SE (subscription edition) comes out and you have to pay for it monthly… that’ll get those numbers up!

The video in that article is so wholesome

I’m still having nightmares :(

To be fair Biden has tons of creepy pictures / videos out there.With Trump the difference is that you know he actually did things besides act creepy.

I deleted substack back when I randomly got porn in a push notification. You’d think they would address this - I’m no expert, but this doesn’t seem good for them.

Feed him to the pigs

I don’t know why there are never any business school shooters (I mean obviously it’s because people who go to them are out to take as much for themselves as possible, but you know what I mean)

When you invite a bunch of models over for you and your friend to harass

I came here to write about fucking monkeys

Just wanted you to know 🙂

How about everyone who isn’t a huge piece of shit moves up to Canada, then we wait for the husk of America to instigate something (shouldn’t take long). At that point the rest of the world invades America and splits it up.

It’s a perfect plan, everyone knows you need to break a few million eggs to make an omelet 🙂

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again - business majors are the scum of the earth

NUH UH IT’S IMPOSSIBLE

(/s)