It’s just an absurdist parody trying to make a lot of middling jokes very quickly

No

They can if they move to a state and register there. It is kinda weird that they could then move to another country and vote as an ex-pat but not if they move back to PR.

Also, if you look at the pictures, it’s not a very big rocket.

T-mobile

10£ more, or 50% more expensive?

Question: How pissed off are the people who paid their giant tariffs yesterday?

Is the DEI in the room with them now?

That formula hasn’t been valid for like, 20 years?

I have a feeling the poors don’t move to different cities/states that often.

This is the actual “liberal world order” that Conservatives want to dismantle. It’s one created by the US providing needed assistance while growing itself. The view that a rising tide lifts all ships.

That’s the thing about how headlines mislead. When they say, “US sends $x in aide or weapons,” what they really mean is that the US is subsidizing an American lobby group. Not to say that is bad thing, just that it gives the wrong impression.