I’m actually pretty excited to have another product to try to motivate friends and family to leave Google behind. Maybe this will do it.

Tomfoolery

It looks like more than that, according to this article (which, hey, has some actually useful information. Thanks for nothing, AP.)

Recalled shredded cheese products:

Always Save Shredded

Borden Shredded Thick Cut

Brookshire’s Finely Shredded Shredded Thick Cut Italian 6-Cheese – Finely Shredded

Cache Valley Creamery Shredded Six Cheese Italian – Finely Shredded

Chestnut Hill Fancy Shredded

Coburn Farms Shredded Italian Style – Finely Shredded

Econo Shredded Pizza- Shredded

Food Club Finely Shredded Shredded Finely Shredded Pizza Style Four Cheese Blend Pizza Style Two Cheese Blend- Finely Shredded

Food Lion Shredded

Freedom’s Choice Pizza Blend – Fine-Cut

Gold Rush Creamery Shredded

Good & Gather Fine Cut Classic Mozzarella & Provolone – Classic Mozzarella & Parmesan shredded cheese blend

Great Lakes Cheese Shredded Mozzarella & Provolone – Shredded

Great Value Finely Shredded Shredded Italian Style – Finely Shredded Provolone & Mozzarella Blend – Shredded

Happy Farms by Aldi Shredded Italian-style shredded cheese blend

H-E-B Shredded Thick

Hill Country Fare Shredded

Know & Love Fine Cut Classic Cut Italian Style – Fine Cut

Laura Lynn Finely Shredded Shredded Thick Cut Shredded Italian Blend – Finely Shredded

Lucerne Dairy Farms Finely Shredded Shredded Shredded Family Size Rustic Cut Rustic Cut Family Size

Nu Farm Fancy Shredded

Publix Shredded Italian Six Cheese Blend – Fancy Shredded

Schnuck’s Shredded

Simply Go Classic Cut Shredded Rustic Cut Shredded Italian Style Six Cheese Blend – Fine Cut Shredded

Sprouts Farmers Market Finely Shredded Shredded Value Pack

Stater Bros. Markets Finely Shredded Shredded

Sunnyside Farms Shredded

But you know it’s going to instead be in PowerPoint (now with mandatory BioCoPilot AI™️)

Actually or sarcastically? My experience with Nextdoor is that it’s like 4chan for boomers.

This is in Buffalo, NY

Better than Dr. Phil? Kind of?

Finally, my dream of making teeth anywhere you can imagine could be realized.

Rectally then orally, the same as everyone else.

Your employer would give you a day off for zombie apocalypse? Most of us would have to take a sick day and bring a doctor’s note.

Ah, well that’s what the lab wanted. All good.

I think we’ve found the waste, fraud, and abuse.

He needs a symbol, like TAFKAP (The Artist Formerly Known as Prince), but I fear the symbol would be something no one should see.

…people who weren’t involved in all this?

Hooray, the repeal of the Patriot Act! …right?

It just occurred to me that the same monsters perpetrating these crimes are also (probably) triggered by women wearing burqas. I thought the face of the agent on the right was censored, but no, he’s just doing a Cousin Itt.

Proportionally though, there is far more space in space.

I don’t know… are you ready to find out how many people in this country can suddenly justify sexual assault if “it’s just a massage, what’s the big deal??”

Espirit de coup d’état?

This is just one example of tragedy in a coordinated campaign of hate and cruelty. And while we live in the stupidest topsy-turvy world, they gave him… Tylenol?!