This has become one of the major incentives of the scheme for staff; transferring to GendBuntu from a proprietary system means the staff member receives a new computer with a widescreen monitor.

Smart! What I wouldn’t do for new equipment…

And you already know they’re gonna autogenerate audio-ads and product placements in these summaries as soon as people start using them.

Great, now that 50% of a video can be a direct call for genocide, does that at LEAST mean I can use ONE instance of a “bad” word or speak of “icky” things like death and drug abuse without being demonized?

Yeah, that must be it

“No Kings” and it’s framing sound less tame and vague than “Hands Off” did, so here’s hoping.

Why is this NSFW?

Beep boop

“Immigrants are poisoning the blood of America” - Donald Trump, explicitly citing Hitler, Waterloo, Iowa, December '23

Can’t wait for Google to AI-summarize AI-generated social media posts for artificial Google users created to hike ad prices. It’s gonna be wild

There was probably nothing good in TV. She’s gonna have her butler heat up some nice popcorn and enjoy the show.

Which is such a shortsighted move because as soon as all the news portals close shop Google’s scraper will have nothing relevant to summarize and is gonna be shit.