My sales to Europe have plunged 0%! Its all due to not being a racist asshole. Also I don’t sale anything, I’m just a non racist person who doesn’t sale anything to Europe at the moment.

Just tax us more and set up a parade for the kid’s bday.

Very true if not real reality at its finest.

One little thing AI can’t do is probably the reason why I also use AI with caution. I use it for all the bullshit emails and communication I have to keep doing just to stay employed. But there’s this one little trick it can’t do. Sure it can summarize a resume or a book or give me the equation to calculated the size of Pythagora’ss triangular dick. But the one little thing it really can’t do is thinking. AI can’t think and come up with original content. It can only mimic and regurgitate old ideas and thoughts, not new ones.

An organization that doesn’t allow a change as simple as sex is OK is a stupid org. But man this guy, at 30 going for a 17 year old is just fucked up. But its explainable. Priests get to know who’s mentally vulnerable and they are sexually restrained. Do naturally they know where to get sex from. The whole religion concept is so stupid.

But if you can’t you must leave the city immediately.

I don’t think god exists. I keep telling you all. This is your very first and last life you’re ever going to have.

For that reason, I’m in the couch trying to not toast alive in my house.

I bet people in other lesser countries like Mexico people are suffering incredible hardship that is unimaginably worse than ours. If only there was a body of people organized for the purpose of helping us all!

Anyway, if anyone needs me I’ll be found in my living room within the sweaty damp area.

The vagina monologues were promising but didn’t set well with him.

Now he’s after African Americans??? WTF! What next Chicago Italians?

Hopefully at least it was an open casket type of accident?

How about a n NBC sitcom about a Republican racist asshole who moves to Seattle and makes a ton of friends only to find out they are all gay at the nude bike riding parade?

Can I still use visa or MasterCard on a dildo? And can I pay for it in cash… Dollars? Is my money accepted at the local adult bookstore?

Fine. I haven’t watched a single Olympic piece of shit athletic game? in like 20 years. Go ahead, ask me…who won gold for swimming in the pool like 3 or 4 times back and forth like a stupid mofo? Don’t know! Who gives a single australian cluster flying fuch? I don’t. I go swimming instead of watching swimming.

PNW… The utility decided to take our power out. It was sort of local so not complaining too much.

I wanna be a handler!

…welcome Mr Robert Pinsky Minisky. I was sent here to pick you up from the airport on behalf of great Orange leader. Where would you like to go after we take you to your room we have meny park and a huge museum special for tourism entertainment.

Oh Costco? Mr, Robert! That’s for commoners. Let me show you the place we call store. Special for tourism!

I’m glad he finally got caught on something at least with significant jail time. But…hmm transportation for prostitution? Like if I was an uber driver and a prostitute called me over for a ride, I would be in it for 10 years if she was going to a place to have sex with a guy? Like WTF!!! When did that shit happen?? Do these criminals get to be president at least? Do it twice and that’s pretty much the rest of your useful life. Think about it, you’re affecting no one, you might not even be aware. The girl may just be a total skank doing free community service bothering no one…and you get 10 years for that? For a ride? They should work a little harder and get the other more aggravating charges to stick.

In other places a Nintendo rep sues you for playing Pacman.

The carcinogen is “1,4-dioxane” if you’re wondering.