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What’s Big Balls up to these days?

It’s trite to say at this point, but the cruelty is the point.

That Nazi fuck

He’s worse than a Nazi—he’s a kapo.

Trump’s double-down syndrome strikes again.

“Who is the first buyer?” one of the reporters asked.

“Me,” Trump quipped.

“The second?” the reporter pushed on.

“I don’t know, but I’m the first buyer. It’ll be out in … less than two weeks. Pretty exciting, right?” the president asked.

First of all, why would he be the first buyer of an express residency card when he’s already a citizen? Fucking moron.

Second, “it’s happening in two weeks” is Trumpspeak for “it’s literally never going to happen.”

Now he can focus on driving his companies into the ground.

Prediction: Trump will come out saying that Cory Booker’s record-breaking speech was a smokescreen to distract from the fact that George Soros was stealing votes in this election.

I wish I wasn’t serious.

It’s okay. He still has billions more to piss away.

Wait until their quarterly earnings come in

As an American, I hope the pain that these companies experience translates to strong and direct pressure on our politicians to grow a fucking spine against the dictator.

When is the Civil War kicking off?

The people who care the most about saving this country have the most to lose, while those who lick the boots of the fascists are too mentally and physically infirm to fight.

So yeah, the answer is never. Sorry.

What a time to be a Mormon dentist!

Don’t hold your breath. The Repubs will just say they haven’t read the news.

Jesus, these people are so fucking predictable.

Aren’t we as a species already releasing enough toxic materials into the air?

Boycotting them since Jan. 1. 😎

Mmm, this Freedom Water tastes amazing

Dems can capitalize on Republican cowardice by holding their own town halls in nearby districts where R politicians can’t be bothered to show up. Bernie and a few others have already started doing this.

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