So… My odds of not being shot by a cop are better if I carry a replica gun, unless I’m reading this wrong.

'What’s up, everybody? This is your boy Apple Lad, and I came through with one of those Tariff I Phones, just so I can unbox it for you!

Outside of a few essentially third world countries that I could save up a few grand and bribe my way into, there really aren’t any countries that are too keen on accepting Usians for citizenship. You might have better luck if you have a doctorate and speak the local language fluently.

I had a buddy that expatriated to South Korea years ago to teach English, but I think last time I checked in he was still juggling work visas and had no real chance of being a citizen.

I could be wrong though, I haven’t checked in on him in a while.

Can we join forces and spam X with a flood of Informative deep fakes of select individuals?

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

The only people that are wont to use this are either somewhat pretentious/want to sound learned, or are using it for old timey comedic effect.

Learned is another word for wise or well taught, before anyone asks. It’s said ‘Learned’, not ‘learn-ed’.

I read this in Kahn from King of the Hills voice.

Hell, the written word destroyed untold generations of oral history.

Let’s get all the first through third generation German Americans into Freedom camps just to be safe. Maybe have a few in Death Valley for the natives that don’t appreciate their Land gifts in Oklahoma that are selfishly hogging mineral rich lands. /S

He will just rape his wife and make another hate -baby.

Problem solved.

Once Cheeto-Christ is allowed to rampage his way down his list of enemies, I’m sure the Amish and Mennonites are hovering just after ‘gypsies’ (Romani) in the Purge Order.

He must have been a sinner, in that case. Mennonites tend to have enough children to tend to a farm, then they have enough children to attend to those children.

It’s not so bad if one is taken by disease, you just make another one and hope it’s less weak.

Women love bearing children, so it is they who are blessed in the end.

/S

Suicide by cop is definitely a thing.

He should complain that the vest is restrictive and that he can’t breathe.

I found one of those in the back of a taxi before my first smartphone.

I read through the guys messages and decided he was an abusive asshat. Kept it, wiped it, used it as an mp3 player until the screen cracked in my back pocket.

To this day I cringe whenever I see someone keeping their phone in a back pocket.

It still blows my mind how fast my friends and I were able to text on feature phones with T9.

I wonder if the suggestions ended up shaping our language patterns.

This is what happens when you’re faction orders their gear off of Temu before the tariffs take effect.

Ye is just pissed that Snoop for invited to the party and he got snubbed.

Edit: He probably stole MAGGA from somewhere, but I’ll steal it from him.

Sell bottles of gasoline with a promotional t shirt that sports the print, ‘Not An Incindiary Device’.

On top of the purchase price, I’m guessing that having something like this running in your home fab will require more safety equipment than a uv shroud and an air mover to keep things safe/non-deadly.