Rage bait is so 2024. Doomscrolling is the hot new thing.

In Seattle during the BLM riots, the police launched tear gas canisters, calling them “less-than-lethal force.”

The protesters who picked them up and threw them back got charged with Assault With a Deadly Weapon.

I dunno. It’s not like Mississippi and Missouri are doing anything right.

Does it matter? In my city the cops fired tear gas canisters at protesters, calling it “less- than lethal force” but when protesters picked them up and threw them back, they got charged with Assault With a Deadly Weapon.

We don’t have evidence that Elon has a small penis. Plenty of evidence it doesn’t work, though.

I went to Taco Bell the other week and spent $20 on processed crap.

I went to a local burger joint and spent $16 on a damn good burger and fries.

Trump Slump

Hence why when the pantheon threw out the frost giants, they named the place they ended up “yotenheim.”

Plus, Apartheid South Africa had a nuclear program. Nothing is official, but they likely conducted one successful test. Very good chance they had capable nuclear weapons at one point.

It’s still a net hydrator.

Police are a Status Quo maintenence force. The status quo fucking sucks.

I have to keep saying this. The Epstein files are the fucking distraction. Dismantling the world’s most powerful nation is the real lede here, people.

Work 12 hours per day then go home and try to teach.

You thought Betsy DeVos was bad? Just you wait!

Shit, they used to give people medals for shooting Nazis.

I dunno about all y’all, but I’m full mast.

Outside of Portland, Eugene, and Corvallis, Oregon is surprisingly* backwards. There’s a whole movement to take basically all of the rural parts of the state and incorporate into Idaho. I know. They want to be part of Idaho of all fucking places.

*I shouldn’t say it’s surprising, actually. The territory was founded on the principle of being a whites-only enclave.

This way they get to decide which people they spend it on.

He has been such a fucking disappointment…

Trump officials say a lot of stupid fucking shit.