I’d pay good money to watch someone fuck that little meat piggy Dana White in front of the White House. You know the yard would stink like poop and prosciutto.

Church crowd is pretty awful in the grocery industry, too. It was especially bad at my previous store, which was in a deeply evangelical town in Central Alberta. All would be quiet on Sunday until about noon. Then the floodgates would open to the most high-on-their-own-farts religious degenerates. Nobody talked down to you quite like a middle-aged woman in church clothes. And they would plug up all the aisles talking scripture and shit. Fuck, I hated that town.

I can smell that thumbnail. I can smell her good.

I don’t know if this will age like my previous belief that PS1 had photo-realistic graphics, but I feel like 4k is the peak for TVs. I recently bought a 65" 4k TV and not only is it the clearest image I’ve ever seen, but it takes up a good chunk of my livingroom. Any larger would just look ridiculous.

Unless the average person starts using abandoned cathedrals as their livingrooms, I don’t see how larger TVs with even higher definition would even be practical. Especially if you consider we already have 8k for those who do use cathedral entertainment systems.

Well, I honestly can’t say that’s any more delusional than claiming to be a spiritually attuned being who answers the war cries of the Republican party. I’ve never seen a shaman more in need of a mushroom trip.

Sweet. Someone kill Charlie Kirk again just to piss him off even more.

Looks like all that evil he put into the world finally paid off.

The other day I saw an older man wearing a MAGA hat riding around in the back of a convertible. Interestingly enough, I live in Canada.

It’s times like those that make me fantasize about having some kind of stealth paintball shooter or mustard launcher on the side of my vehicle.

The Latino community should start busting up piñatas of his image. Fill them with McDoubles.

I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I go around kissing ants.

He accomplished donating 1.5 billion dollars to causes and charities, and still got to live worry free for the rest of his life. I’d say at that point he shouldn’t be expected to live like a struggling laborer just to prove himself to unimpressed dickheads who don’t recognize a good thing.

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So are these channels likely to stay afloat then? This is really fucking sad if not.

I suppose it certainly worked if Trump has orchestrated his cancellation. Either way, I’m sure Colbert will move onto something better with more creative liberties and no network breathing down his neck. Guys like him usually land on their feet.

Yeah, I seem to be in the clear minority here with my annoyance.

Now canceling the show mid-story by Season 2 will be cheaper than ever!

I like Colbert as a person/comedian, but I don’t know how people kept tuning in for years to hear that shitty fucking Trump impression night after night.

BOZO AIN’T EVEN S’POSED TA BE HERE

Ernie is the coziest of bottoms.

Fuck 'em up!