The OC feels good, but yours sounds correct.

It doesn’t even actually learn, though.

It’s always fun when that happens

His name is Lobot.

https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ

Sure! Parade season starts in less than a couple months, and they can just scoop up loads of people!

Well duh, that’s what they want. Can’t actually defeat enemies - who else would be the big scary reason we can’t have freedom?

Their logo is literally the Death Star, what do you expect

Fascism won’t die with Trump.

Yeah, but they still are, too

Is the assailant peeing his pants?

Yeah, like being a fascist despot

Because they’re kidnapping citizens, too, kid.

“Six figures” covers far too wide a gamut. It’s easy to see how a family could struggle today on a $100k salary - imagine multiple children and a high-CoL area - but $999k is a far cry from that.

🙄 I live in my own basement, thanks.

“costs can’t be up, costs are up!” - stable genius

Oh, I guess that means she wins a puppy and a full-time waitstaff

“I didn’t fuck those kids, I just helped them get fucked!”

Oh, this isn’t The Onion?

That been the best part about my sober journey