Seth Taylor

i cAnNoT eXpReSs hOw SoRRy i Am

If I can’t crumple it up and score 3 points to impress my coworkers, I’m not buying

Good

These people may as well tattoo “slave owner” on their foreheads by now.

One thing Trump was happy about was Mamdani’s intention to lower rent by building additional housing.

So… that means they’ll all step down and stop getting paid millions per year, right?

Right?

Guys? Right?

No?

…

😐

This is undeniable proof that Grok is the most accurate.

“Slightly advanced autocomplete”

Perfection. I love it. I’ll be borrowing this, if you don’t mind.

Some things are only cool in movies. AI is one of them

I was boycotting Amazon before boycotting Amazon was cool

Cut to: man watching in shock as his “mirror satellite” burns people like ants under a magnifier

I don’t really know, to be honest. The mods there never gave off a bad vibe before. I don’t know what’s gotten into them.

Yes. Thank you.

The fact that even r/democrats has banned posts about Mamdani is shocking to me. (I found out from Bluesky, went to Reddit and checked and it’s true)

This dude is normal. Full stop.

EDIT: And yea, I was literally thinking these days “It’s nice to see Europe influencing the US for a change”

Of course no one’s in the restaurant. They’re giving away free bread outside now that Mamdani’s won, haven’t you heard? Go get some while it’s still hot!

I could swear Ellison bought it to tank it

ICE agent takes his mask of

Me: Who the fuck is this guy?

And do this on Halloween so they can’t arrest you for impersonating an officer either! #lifeHacks

Sorry 🤭

EDIT: Oh, wait… no, wait a minute… does the fact that they don’t have an officially issued uniform really mean that technically you could argue in court that you were not impersonating an officer? That. Is. Wildly stupid of them if true.

I didn’t think this before I read your comment but now I do. 😐

Republicans don’t even speak English anymore. They speak ragebait. Congratulations if you managed to get through that entire first quote without clicking away.

I am a gazorpazorpian and I don’t think that people should lie about their identity. If someone claimed to be from Gazorpazorp without actually being from there, I would be very irritated with that.