Would be hilarious if he got off on a technicality the day before another Healthcare CEO was taken out.

Is he trying to reverse-psychology MTG into voting “no”?

Interesting. A brand new one just opened near me within the past month.

That’s the base of the new food pyramid.

Great album!

Chocolate and Cheese

Cruelty is the point.

You’re confusing “fake” with “imaginary”.

Think “spring break air horn”.

BYR-BYR:BYR-BYR-BYRRRRRR!!

“a child”? Trump and Epstein were best friends for decades. Trump almost certainly fucked many multiple children.

Why the fuck does an operating system have ANY rules relating to queerness?

I thought the P stood for “Pedophile”.

“Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated.”

It’s not worth it anymore. Vegas used to be budget-friendly. Now it’s more like movie theater concession pricing.

I suppose maybe it’s a media strategy, the aim being to fix the idea that it is California’s fault in the minds of people elsewhere.

It’s a media strategy, all right. Only the aim is simply trying to distract you from the Epstein files.

Of course he was targeting the NFL. If he was targeting Blackstone, the news would have to talk about who Blackstone is.

They’re boycotting Pringles as an evil trap created by the democrats to trap their hands in the cans so they can’t vote.

“You must stop killing children! Children are for molesting and sexual exploitation only!”

-The Pope

Ferguson was legend!

Did Iran just create KillStarter?

TACO Grande!