Yeah, and as an aside, that’s another Russian product for which he’s advocated.

Along those same lines, they should have a Wizard of Oz ball using the original snow recipe from the movie.

A human being could have said that without drooling.

Furthermore, let’s prevent the ascension of an antichrist by [checks notes] using a perverse interpretation of theology to oppose charity and concentrate power? Sure, that makes sense. Hey, while we’re at it, let’s mitigate climate change by displacing wind, solar, hydro and nuclear with fossil fuels.

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To be fair, it was turning the frogs gay. I feel like we need to evaluate the cost-to-benefit tradeoff between completely destroying the human race as we know it and having amphibians and other species that don’t conform to traditional gender roles. It’s a tough choice.

I keep wondering when they’ll propose using coal to heat methane clathrates in the arctic for methane extraction. It really does seem like they’re actively trying to warm the earth at this point.

Thunderdome > Thunderball > Rollerball…Rollerdome? I feel like there a thunder-cougar-falcon-bird pattern going on here. I propose we build the Thunderrollerballdome and just see what happens.

Don’t worry about it too much. It’s on Its way. We have some of the foundational elements, shows like COPS, Judge Judy, UFC, Survivor, Repo Games, American Gladiators, etc. Combine that with the president selling pardons and prisons loaning out prisoners for labor, and we’re nearly there. We just need to buckle down and create a situation in which fighting to the death is an acceptable form of the death penalty and in which “game show contestant” is a valid prison job. It wasn’t too long ago that public executions were a common form of entertainment. Once that gets brought back in broadcast form, we’re nearly there.

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Yeah, too late. They let the mask slip. We’ve seen their real face.

60% H. Neanderthalensis and 40% H. Erectus it is then.

I don’t believe in phrenology, but why does he look like he’s missing a good chunk of his prefrontal cortex?

Did you just use the word, “patent?” Oof. That’s gonna cost ya.

“Oh, those? Why they’re over at [Redacted], and they clearly show [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted] and Bill Clinton involved in trafficking victims whose names, photos, home addresses, workplaces, license plate numbers, and SSNs are as follows…”

Zuckerberg charges Zuckerberg with crime. Jury shrugs, offers death penalty.

The weirdest thing is that it wouldn’t be the first time a party has sued itself.

Yeah, Nominative Determinism is sus at best.

I feel like they’re being facetious, but it’s getting harder to tell these days.

He posted a $100,000 secured bond after his arrest and transport to the New Hanover County Detention Center, per the report.

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I believe that’s an accurate assessment.

All I saw was a hero.