No wonder that cop in Parks & Recreation moved to San Diego.

Apparently not

There is no way that will happen. Zuck bet large on Trump precisely for stuff like this. The FTC will be disbanded if they try to force this. More likely is that whoever doesn’t do Trumps bidding will be fired until they find someone who does.

Ban engagement driven algorithms!

This graph probably not, but it’s one of the reasons why south east asian countries like Vietnam also got slapped with hefty tariffs. Not to mention the nefarious Penguin Kingdom.

Trump can raise them to 1000% and China won’t care too much. It will hurt, sure, but China has all the cards. They’ve been preparing for this since Trump v1.0 and know exactly where to hit the US. And they have already proceeded with a surgical strike you don’t read much about. It’s not a tariff increase, it’s more a bureaucratic measure. They sent all US buyers of certain rare earth metals required for high tech electronics to the back of the queue of buyers. Not an outright block, just “extra investigation” required before rubber-stamping the export, indefinitely if need be.

Given his tendency to just play with whichever golf ball has the best position, whether it’s his or not, I would say he probably won.

That’s not even a joke: https://uproxx.com/sports/donald-trump-course-golf-championship-stole-childs-ball/

Now look at what you did!! The time-space continuum is ruined and we have oompa loompas with long necties wrecking the geopolitical and economical landscape!

“Technical” analysis is bullshit. There are enough value based indicators that show why the US stock market is going to have a rough time in the coming years without this hocus pocus speak.

E.g. the combined P/E of all stocks on the NYSE is over 25 while that of Nasdaq is over 29. That indicates a massive bubble as this ratio historically averages around 20.

This was already under Biden, Trump is just triggering the correction with his ineptitude instead of some outside factor. The fact he, unlike Biden, is not even trying to resolve the underlying causes will just make it worse.

x 3 + 3 obviously.

Well, for the “allies” that’s a good thing as it will take many more years to complete than scheduled, be massively more expensive than budgeted and be unreliable as hell. This gives said allies a proper chance to build an actual good jet. My money would be on a 6th gen Gripen.

He’ll be shocked about how he ended up looking like a bathroom wall. Maybe a nice light beige/yellow-brown, which is the color of natural rubber?

It’s not a surprise anymore when every medical is 3000% inflated by default

Get used to it. The US isn’t just shooting itself in the foot, it’s creating a ball pit full of mines and jumping in head first.

After that he can tackle the weasel outbreak in the white house.

I actually didn’t quite remember the reason, so I checked it. The rounding is one main reason and the fact it is so heavy it requires a drivers license for trucks, as well as basically no demand. So no build quality requirements failed, but definitely safety related.

There’s a reason why the EU won’t allow the sale of cybertrucks and it all has to do with build quality and safety.

Edit: strikethrough added based on incorrect assumption as pointed out below

That’s about 10x more than I have ever paid for a gpu and will ever pay for a gpu. Who tf buys this at hose prices? You can go on a 3 month vacation to Thailand for that kind of money.

I thought they were dropping the tpm requirement. I even have a W11 iso at work that doesn’t have it, provided by an official Microsoft partner.

A bit off topic, but that is the first time I have seen the word “paraphernalia” used for something other than drugs.

Also, happy this fucker is locked up.