It feels to me like staying in New York City as taxes rise on the hyper-rich would be the ultimate flex. You’re so wealthy you can’t even be bothered to notice the plebs have raised taxes on you.

Some marketing team needs to get working on this angle, lol.

We’ll duh of course it’s a puppy. Everyone knows she likes 'em on the young side.

Too late! This subscription ain’t coming back for the collaborating corporate appeaser. They’re not gonna weasel their way back into my wallet.

It feels like fascism is saving me so much money, 'cause I’m canceling subscriptions left and right.

A clean poop? That runny mess looks more like she was marking her territory.

This not-stop drama and incompetence bullshit is just so damn tiring. It really makes you appreciate even more how Democratic administrations just Get Shit Done™ compared to their fumbling Republican counterparts.

Holy hell but do I miss government just working.

Shhhh! Don’t interrupt him, he’s decomposing.