Your own lil cloud

I can’t wait to lose even more data when this thing bricks

Append a “Here’s how” on those suckers and suddenly you’re back in the 2020s

Always has been

Fuckin vcels

Alive And Well Kennedys

Fair, I just stopped liking his show for some reason. I was pretty happy that Jon Stewart came back though

Nah I’m with you. I loved him back in the TDS days but over time his show started to get stale, to me

I drove all over that state looking for Bumfuck and never found it. Pretty ornery bunch, too…

That McGee book is pretty startling. $55B USD per year for how many years to develop plant and expertise in China over the past decade or two and that’s going to be reversed how exactly?

I mean, if the US can swing it, good for them, but it’s a bit like asking parents to produce Usain Bolt immediately or pay 25% higher income tax.

Is it a time problem?

“What’s shaking, Norm?”

“All four cheeks & a couple of chins.”

Vic 20 here, I just like a green font

You never know when they’ll have to take on a Spanish brig again

These guys know the cost of everything and the value of nothing

He is the primary reason why I keep listening to comedians of all kinds regardless of criticism.

I clearly recall my fairly conservative father sneering at a Carlin interview in the late 80s, and twenty-odd years later watching a clip reel and marveling at how many things he said that were borne out.

He’s a big reason why I can’t be mad at comedians - even if I disagree with them - because there is truth in comedy that you sometimes cannot hear amidst the noise of conventional wisdom or cultural trends.

There are few absolutes, so I hold my truths lightly and question them often

I have seven legs s long as you count my arms, ears and dick as legs.

Edit: okay fine, 6 1/3 legs, but I was in the pool!

So take those old Teslas off the shelf

I’ll glue them back together by myself

That was a pun, right as in angle

All these Germans