It’s not.

Hall effect sticks probably would have increased the price, and then people would complain about how greedy Nintendo is even more than they do now.

It’s always the same story. Whatever they do, it’s not good enough or too expensive or whatever. In the end, the thing will be sold out nonetheless.

“Autocrat does autocrat things”

You might want to get sick now, before pharmaceuticals aren’t available anymore.

You owe me a clean shirt!

Brommander-in-Chief has a need to know. Apparently.