They might still get you on skin colour, ethno-linguistic origin of name, left-wing political affiliations, religious affiliations (or lack thereof), type of employment or specific employer, perceived accent, or a boarder agent just having a very bad or a very good day.

Depends on if you’re measuring in Ford Fields or Beaver Stadiums.

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No more Miracles on the Hudson, only Meltdowns.

Those eyebrows on the person in the photo… Luigi?!

Meanwhile, God’s re-living His glory days. After 2020, He’s still having fun bringing back various versions of Plague, and has realised that some of the oldies like measles still slap.

As of 2022 He’s got War going again too. And this year wouldn’t you know it, despite an early attempt to revamp a classic with cyber warfare and drones, folks have leaned into retro Daseinskampf, Anschluss, and Aktivismus vibes. Kids these days!

Things are going so well, it looks like he’s gonna move Famine from a limited to a global release in the near future.

Not until we can blame it on a scapegoate group. E.g. “Spanish” flu.