This will never not be a fart burger to me. If you like eating farts, have at it.

Anything to avoid one of the richest people in the world paying his employees a livable wage.

Woketopus is a terrible superhero

Correction: Robo-Taxis Hit the Child in 2 Weeks

Shut it down! Shut it down!

Wanna see my orbs on discord?

A Torment Nexus sounds cool

This will surely complete the final step of the master plan - the world craves those superior American made goods.

Now the whole country can enjoy golden showers all year round.

If I’ve learned anything about the US justice system it’s that it is pointless to prosecute rich people. They will just get convicted of and then still get off scot free for rape, treason, insurrection etc.

1. Why are they removing people from planes leaving the country to detain them.
2. Wouldn’t it be better to just do the European tour and then stay in Europe at this point?

What do you mean? Everything I own is connected to the blockchain and I have NFTs hanging on all of my walls.

It’s harder to work in the mines with those

1. Create for profit prisons tantamount to slavery
2. Make homelessness illegal
3. Destroy the economy and make everybody homeless
4. PROFIT

She’s appointed herself Judge Judy and executioner

Can’t have people keeping organised records of all the crimes being committed.

There couldn’t possibly be any problem with trying to conquer all of the richer nations and shipping off “undesirables” to all of the poorer nations. I can’t forsee any possible blowback at all.

But not those children

The reach of the Burger King extends the globe, but it is far from absolute rule. Most have democratic burger parliaments.

Dude made Facebook because he had trouble getting a girlfriend and even now, with near infinite money, needs to make a chatbot because he still can’t make friends.