I have never before been inspired by so many posts to respond thusly:

  Well, duh.

How do people still claim to have questions? How do they pretend to be surprised when Trump lies? How can they still claim shock when they discover lawlessness?

I mean, seriously. Duh.

Duh?

As if MAGAts are sufficiently self-aware to admit they need hearing aids.

You’re focused on the word, “body”, when the one that makes the difference is “on”.

If he had tattoos in his body, it would be ok.

It’s just a bit more difficult to find a tattoo artist who is willing to work on the inside.

Cue

Or wasn’t white.

That’s what you get for not checking the “Prime” checkbox when searching for a 737 on Amazon.

Hopefully they kept the packaging.

I’m curious if China has to pay the return shipping, or did it qualify for free returns.

Even more irrelevant:

My grandfather was named Ignazio. He didn’t like people calling him Iggy, so he changed his name to Harry.

How the hell do you go from Ignazio to Harry?

The victims in this case are magats.

“My brother voted for President Trump. What he and his wife regret is the trauma they endured on U.S. soil—both handcuffed without cause, separated, humiliated, and treated like threats instead of citizens.”

They’ll jerk off to it until it’s their turn.

People who don’t obey the law should be in prison.

But let’s try applying that logic to the Constitution for a change.

She doesn’t have the job because she’s smart.

She has the job because she’s on their side.

“STOP RESISTING!”

Get the toes crossed first.

The only way we don’t end up with worse is if it ends so badly for him that all the other scumbags-in-waiting decide to pick a different career path.

That seems incredibly unlikely. The only chance to stop it without massive, era-defining pain, suffering, and bloodshed would be a stunning and complete mid-term rout that guaranteed successful impeachment for Trump and Vance as well as the Supreme Court.

Poor man’s idea of a rich man,

Stupid man’s idea of a smart man,

Weak man’s idea of a strong man,

Coward’s idea of a brave man,

And a moronic voter’s idea of a President (or Vice-president in this case).

A lot more than seems reasonable given her targets for the letter.

They’re fishing for answers in the answer pond,

Except, they’ve actually dropped their lines in the stupidity toilet.

They also happen to be linked up to a rapid and highly efficient super computer far outclassing anything that humanity has ever devised

A neural network that has been in development for 650 million years.

I think you can dislike pedophiles and even want to see them punished, yet still recognize that some asshole doing it to get revenue from their YouTube channel is not the right solution.

Personally, I’m of the opinion that most crime is the result of either poverty or neurological flaws, and torture is not the best solution to either problem.

People need to be kept safe, and the criminal justice system is ostensibly the mechanism we’ve decided to use for that.