Ugh-STRAT. LISTEN. I do neck sweeps in Drop D. Daropah- Dee. Alexi Laiho ain’t got shit on me. GOML ^_ Get On My Level

Oh yeah, tuff shred guy?!?! I’ve gotta double-locking Jackson tremolo on my Jackson Warrior XT1. Sooooo. SUCK IT lol

Ugh, Fender Strat- you’re annoying me. I’m a Jackson Guitars kinda guy. Miss me with that single coil shit!

Ikr?

So what are the odds of jury nullification on this case?