I will never forgive Fitbit. I had one of their watches some years back that shit the bed about 1 week after the warranty was up. Their customer service suggested I just buy a new watch.

And that I did but it certainly wasn’t a Fitbit.

I’m sick of hearing about him personally. Just an attention hungry troll in real life. I wish he would just go away to space or maybe take an extended submarine ride underwater that uses a PlayStation controller.

I hate America. Come at me bro.

Hmm that’s plenty for that new product I heard about called “Just A Little Bump”

Orange man should pose in front of it with an upside down Bible. Could be a good photo op.

I guess that photo op of eating McDonald’s on a plane with master paid off.

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