I want to live in that world!

WITAF‽

These guys are prolly GS-level workers so a pay raise isn’t really feasible, but I hope they all negotiate a MUCH higher salary! Like, were they a 10? Well, they’ll only come back if they’re a 12! Really cost us some money, man. This administration deserves it.

I appreciate you. Thank you!

Why? WHY!

How is someone’s life so small that they spend their time getting angry about another person’s differently-colored skin‽ Or their goddamn genitals!

I hope the next plague kills us all. We don’t deserve the beauty of life.

I went to that!

The visual I just got of Tucker Carlson licking Vladimir Putin’s asshole is… not my favorite way to wake up. 🤣😁🤢

“The FBI began surveilling…” aaannnd, now I don’t believe any of this. Those chuckle-fucks have about as much tradecraft as the Afghan NDS…which is to say, fucken NONE! FFS